Kungfucaveman

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I haven&#8217;t been able to run for a little while now. I have right heel pain so bad that it&#8217;s hard to walk. Plantar fasciitis suuuuuucks. I haven&#8217;t really been able to swim much, either. Every time I go, my arch starts cramping after 100m or so. 

So, I went to the podiatrist this morning. He injected my heel with a pain/inflammation relieving cocktail that hurt slightly less than getting kicked in the balls. They took X-rays, scanned my feet for orthotics (so fancy), did the injection, and taped my foot/ankle up. He also wants me to wear a night time brace on my foot to keep my foot from dropping. It&#8217;s supposed to stretch the fascia. I asked him if it would make me look dorky. &#8220;I&#8217;m not wearing it if it decreases the likelihood of my wife wanting to sleep with me. I&#8217;m hanging by a thread as it is&#8221; 
He actually wrote an order for my wife to sleep with me &#8220;as needed.&#8221; (Did I mention he&#8217;s a work friend of mine?)

I&#8217;m tempted to frame it and hang it over the bed. A doctor&#8217;s order for my wife to have sex with me whenever I want. Well, a podiatrist&#8217;s order. Which is about as useful as a chiropractor&#8217;s order (tell me again how you want to &#8220;adjust&#8221; me to help with my sinus drainage)
Unless, maybe, I was into foot sex or was yearning for a &#8220;foot job&#8221; or something. Which, I most definitely am not. 

Interesting fact: I just googled &#8220;foot job&#8221;. Apparently, it&#8217;s a real thing after all. Man, people are weird&#8230;.

Anyway, I have done what I can to take care of my foot problem. It should be feeling really good again in a couple of weeks. So - yay for me

I haven’t been able to run for a little while now. I have right heel pain so bad that it’s hard to walk. Plantar fasciitis suuuuuucks. I haven’t really been able to swim much, either. Every time I go, my arch starts cramping after 100m or so.

So, I went to the podiatrist this morning. He injected my heel with a pain/inflammation relieving cocktail that hurt slightly less than getting kicked in the balls. They took X-rays, scanned my feet for orthotics (so fancy), did the injection, and taped my foot/ankle up. He also wants me to wear a night time brace on my foot to keep my foot from dropping. It’s supposed to stretch the fascia. I asked him if it would make me look dorky. “I’m not wearing it if it decreases the likelihood of my wife wanting to sleep with me. I’m hanging by a thread as it is”
He actually wrote an order for my wife to sleep with me “as needed.” (Did I mention he’s a work friend of mine?)

I’m tempted to frame it and hang it over the bed. A doctor’s order for my wife to have sex with me whenever I want. Well, a podiatrist’s order. Which is about as useful as a chiropractor’s order (tell me again how you want to “adjust” me to help with my sinus drainage)
Unless, maybe, I was into foot sex or was yearning for a “foot job” or something. Which, I most definitely am not.

Interesting fact: I just googled “foot job”. Apparently, it’s a real thing after all. Man, people are weird….

Anyway, I have done what I can to take care of my foot problem. It should be feeling really good again in a couple of weeks. So - yay for me

  1. cantstopcristin said: I saw the picture of you foot and thought this was your T.W.A.T. Anywho, hope those Drs orders work for you. If my husband showed me that, I’d tell him and his Dr to shove it!!!!
  2. strengthpluslace said: Hope you get better soon! :)
  3. jbizzle329 said: Feet problems are the worst! You’d think I.was 80 years old with the arthritis in my feet.
  4. eatclean-livefit said: I had to have a shot from the podiatrist in the instep of my foot. I thought I was gonna kick the guy it hurt so badly.
  5. robownslife said: Get better soon dude and have lots of sex!
  6. auspiciouspatti said: Cortisone? *or however you spell the damn word. I’ve had that before. Twice in my arch and twice in my tarsal tunnel. That was the only thing that helped me with my pain.
  7. dawnversion2point0 said: Orthotics took care of my foot problems 102%.
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