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Flashback Friday - July 13, 1989? 1990?

Nikki&#8217;s Best friend in high school decided to throw her a surprise birthday party. She was nice enough to invite me, since I was &#8220;the boyfriend.&#8221; 
Her BFF: &#8220;You have to come! You&#8217;re her boyfriend!!!&#8221;
So, I went. I was the only guy there. It wasn&#8217;t weird or uncomfortable at all&#8230;

I was completely ignored most of the party. The only time I wasn&#8217;t, was when Nikki was sticking things in my face or in my ear, while everyone else in the room stood silently by and stared at the awkward and sometimes degrading attempts at showing affection on display by the guest of honor. 

Good times&#8230;

If this wasn&#8217;t such a crappy picture, you would be able to see the positive throckmorton sign (look it up)  outlined by my super tight acid washed jeans. (Rolled at the bottom, naturally)

I miss those red Rockies Nikki is sporting in the pic. Made things heart shaped, yo. At one point, I told her she had something on her butt. &#8220;What is that?!?&#8221;, I cried, as I swiped repeatedly at her bottom. So, whatever else happened, I got to spank/rub her butt like a genie lamp in front of 12 other girls, with no one knowing that there had never been anything there to begin with. That&#8217;s how I used to roll - undercover&#8230;

Flashback Friday - July 13, 1989? 1990?

Nikki’s Best friend in high school decided to throw her a surprise birthday party. She was nice enough to invite me, since I was “the boyfriend.”
Her BFF: “You have to come! You’re her boyfriend!!!”
So, I went. I was the only guy there. It wasn’t weird or uncomfortable at all…

I was completely ignored most of the party. The only time I wasn’t, was when Nikki was sticking things in my face or in my ear, while everyone else in the room stood silently by and stared at the awkward and sometimes degrading attempts at showing affection on display by the guest of honor.

Good times…

If this wasn’t such a crappy picture, you would be able to see the positive throckmorton sign (look it up) outlined by my super tight acid washed jeans. (Rolled at the bottom, naturally)

I miss those red Rockies Nikki is sporting in the pic. Made things heart shaped, yo. At one point, I told her she had something on her butt. “What is that?!?”, I cried, as I swiped repeatedly at her bottom. So, whatever else happened, I got to spank/rub her butt like a genie lamp in front of 12 other girls, with no one knowing that there had never been anything there to begin with. That’s how I used to roll - undercover…

  1. runtastic said: Haha - great!
  2. melanietris said: Ya learn something new everyday.
  3. justbrooksy said: haha. dude.
  4. 94monkeys said: I am so glad I learned this term right now. I can’t wait to use it in polite conversation.
  5. mr-smit said: Dude. You WERE the 80s.
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